feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via 1-have-a-blanket)

youcantbaeawaythegay:

captaincharminghood:

things get heated between the canadians and the americans

*ANGRY CANADIAN NOISES*

(via bullet-for-your-dreams)

m71edelweiss:

fatass-mcnotits:

a group of weasels can be called a confusion

it is a confusion of baby weasels

My brother said “wtf little sausages”

(Source: cute-animals-only, via boobie-traps)

rendigo:

natellite:

WHY DOES THIS CAT LOVE WATER SO MUCH OMG IDIOT

what a baby

(Source: meanwhile-in-canada, via high-functioning-hedgehog)

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

(via dr-leospaceman)

tfiosmovienews:

First and last words of Augustus Waters.

(via basicallyjenniferlawrence)

sadhacker:

i love physical touch.  like not even kissing and stuff just like.  sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it

(via lovefromthebeastbelow)

mairitheknight:

Elijah Wood is far too lovely to be punked

(Source: casablancascassidy, via and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye)

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

I have come to conclusion that Martin Freeman is literally the male version of me

was that fucking smooth or what